I own a musket for home defense, just like the founding fathers had that Skibidi rizz. Four ops break into my crib. "What the Sigma?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rizz cannon. Blow a golf ball-sized gyatt through the first dude, he's donezo on the spot. Draw my flintlock on the second dude, miss completely cuz it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's doge. I have to deploy the Omega cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot-test rizz. “Tally ho lads" the rizz shots gyatt two bozos in the blast, the sound and extra yaps set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and mog the last terrified NPC. He Bleeds out waiting on the Fanum tax to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to mew up. Just as the founding sigmas intended.
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