"I know I said I'm 9, but 9 is a odd number so we might as well round it up to 10. Then you know I'm kind of tall so I look like I'm 11, but 11 is a weird number so we should bump it up to 12 to make it look nice. Then you know I'm pretty mature so I might as well be 13. then including my shoes I'm a little bigger so I'm actually 14. but 14 is also a strange number so lets put it to 15. So Im really a 15 year old trapped in a 9 year olds body"