Is masturbating a problem? Every time I masturbate, I leave a bit of cum on the tip of my p**is. And every time I do, it leaves a seafood like pungent stench of dread. I thought it as not a problem and continued on with my day. However, I tried asking out my crush recently and she gave me a cold dead stare, grabbed my shoulder, and said to me,
"I couldn't help but realize your dick smells like absolute fishy shit"
I grew erect and ran away, my p**is tearing through my skinny jeans. I never forgot that day. I remember it still as it was yesterday (because it was) and still ponder.
"Should I clean after myself?"
I was watching Sonic The Hedgehog jack himself off to rouge at a strip club, a fanart porn by sussymogus69, when my mom walked in. She didn't even acknowledge the (VERY HOT AND SEXY) porno, grabbed a sig p365 legion pistol with modified sights and a 21 round magazine, aimed it towards her head, and told me,
"I hope I don't see or smell you when I get in hell" and shot herself about 5 times.
Looking back, I get teary knowing it was my wet hot cum's stench that took my mother's life. Now everyone is ridiculing me, calling me the local fish depot, or mama's little jerker. I want to masturbate, but I also don't want to clean myself, as it takes too much effort after I lost all my dripping cum. What do I do?
