First, I’d kidnap Caillou in the night, put duct tape over its mouth, tie it up, then take it to my lair. Then, I’d rip the duct tape off and some skin will be ripped off too, and untie it. Then, I’d use my secret weapon: The Human Piano™️
I’d tie It up to an electrical system, I’d put a pump into its lungs so it can still live but just about, then I’d tie electricity to its vocal cords. This system, built by me, would flow electricity through the vocal cords and make it produce a noise. A constant flow of air would be supplied into it so it works.
It would be playing songs 24/7, helpless and tied to a wall, its throat bleeding profusely with blood pressure ever rising. And it would feel all the pain. It would have the urge to cough and gag from all the machinery but physically can’t. Eventually, after some days of the most amount of pain a human can physically experience, in the night, a power surge would go into its vocal cords, its eyes would explode out everywhere and his lungs would pop due to a huge amount of air being pumped into it making it explode. Its brain would then slowly bleed until it dies about 30 minutes later due to a small amount of blood being supplied to it so the torture is dragged out as long as possible. Then, its soul would be dragged into the deepest depths of hell by the bloody claws of Satan and it would be tormented and beaten for the rest of eternity in a huge flaming pit of fire.
