IM DEAD

I actually ate some once

how are you still alive

Durable body

I once got a sprained neck, bounced right back

Once sprained, fractured and dislocated my shoulder all at once, bounced right back

Once broke one of my toes, bounced right back

Once chugged a bunch of chemicals, only an upset stomach

your lifespan got drained 40 years

senzu bean:

YOU IDIOT