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11 ups, 2mo,
2 replies
We're screwed
8 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
I'm bolting outta here
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6 ups, 2mo,
3 replies
Aw nuts
8 ups, 2mo,
3 replies
No need to hammer in negativity like that
It screwdrives away positivity
3 ups, 1mo,
2 replies
you nailed that pun
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
That's nuts.
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
This is not a drill guys
1 up, 1mo
goddammit
1 up, 1mo
2 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
My dirty mind has entered the chat
5 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
1 up, 1mo
lmaooo
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
You're ratcheting up the puns there
2 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
what can we say, we're just drilling in the jokes while we can
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
Stop! I can't find a pun! I got my license to drive and wanted to drive the all new 2025 Screw, but I can't now :(
1 up, 1mo,
2 replies
Dang, you’re screwed then.
0 ups, 2w
Yeah.
0 ups, 2w
Wait. Its December. (noises of happiness)
2 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
That’s what I wanted to say lol
0 ups, 1mo
Screw that out
0 ups, 1mo
aw nuts
0 ups, 1mo
tf is with your account
6 ups, 1mo,
2 replies
Me trying to enjoy a peanut butter sandwich on October 31st at 11:59 PM
1 up, 1mo
Because you got one for Halloween
1 up, 1mo
Bo Burnham reference.
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5 ups, 1mo,
3 replies
For the life of me, I cannot find a substitute cure for horniness. I know of only one. I hear from a lot of people that we should stop masturbating and having sex outside of marriage but I can't stop. I'm not much of a drinker, I don't smoke cigarettes except once in a while. I do smoke pot everyday, but nowhere near what I was. I sometimes give it up for a few months... I'm gearing up to do that again, hopefully permanently.

But I think lust is with me for good. I'm never going to get married, I don't like dating women I'm not physically attracted to. I NEED to nut. I've paid for sex several times, and I'm considering doing it again. The last woman I had sex with CANNOT be the LAST WOMAN I HAD SEX WITH. If the world is ending soon, I can't go out like that.

I'm trying to go to Church. I really don't wanna confess what an asshole I've been. I know if I leave out stuff, it won't count. And if I do start going back to Church, I'd would have to confess every week. You can't take communion without confessing mortal sins. I was doing exactly that for months from October to April, taking communion without confessing. No wonder going to Church didn't work.

Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.
4 ups, 1mo
Listen bro. God and your preacher will be proud of you for jumping the hurdle and confessing. Pornstars and prostitutes are the worst kind of women. They don’t love you, they love your money. You’re at rock bottom right now. But what does lust addiction do for you? Does it make you stronger? Healthier? Richer? Happier? Not a cheap dopamine rush from lust, but true happiness and contentedness. You’re not an asshole, you’re just lost in addiction. And telling a preacher who can talk to you regularly and hold you accountable is a step forward. I want to suggest something. Quit drugs and cigarettes. Go to the gym and give it your all. You sound depressed and exercise is a lot better way to deal with it, it gives you a dopamine rush, a sense of pride and accomplishment, and it makes you healthier and stronger. I recommend watching some speeches and interviews from David Goggins. Try a winter arc, it’s a brilliant psychological trick to keep you tough. Stay strong soldier 🫡
3 ups, 1mo
1 up, 1mo
Also listen to Not Afraid by Eminem, it’s about beating addiction.
4 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
we now don't have NUTella
1 up, 1mo
Nooooooooooo
3 ups, 2mo
I found an insta post like this
3 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
Can't Wait To Eat My Snickers I Got From Halloween
1 up, 1mo,
2 replies
Is it veiny
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
it's got nuts
0 ups, 1mo
That’s what she said
1 up, 1mo,
2 replies
I’m going to cursedcomments aren’t I
2 ups, 1mo
1 up, 1mo
yep
3 ups, 2mo
2 ups, 1mo
car made by boeing be like
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2 ups, 1mo
>>>>>>>>>>I
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2 ups, 1mo
AM<<<<<<<<<
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2 ups, 1mo
>>>>>>SCREWED
2 ups, 1mo
I'm good but yall are screwed
2 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
1 up, 1mo
Leave them, we lost em to the dark side.
1 up, 1mo,
2 replies
What Is no nut november?
0 ups, 1mo
DDD's polar opposite
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
don't ask what DDD is. It is terrible. It is forbidden to be said entirely.
0 ups, 1mo,
5 replies
What Is ddd?
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
destroy ( Male slang version of a certain part for reproduction ) december
0 ups, 1mo
sex
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
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0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
0 ups, 1mo
no
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
over memechat we talk
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
Oh u Need a follow?
0 ups, 1mo
nah its just that I don't need the entire universe on me for saying it publicly.
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0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
you don't wanna know
0 ups, 1mo
dawg I don't celebrate DDD because of how it works
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