Welp, there goes our nuts

We're screwed

I'm bolting outta here

Aw nuts

No need to hammer in negativity like that
It screwdrives away positivity

you nailed that pun

That's nuts.

This is not a drill guys

goddammit

My dirty mind has entered the chat

lmaooo

You're ratcheting up the puns there

what can we say, we're just drilling in the jokes while we can

Stop! I can't find a pun! I got my license to drive and wanted to drive the all new 2025 Screw, but I can't now :(

Dang, you’re screwed then.

Wait. Its December. (noises of happiness)

Yeah.

That’s what I wanted to say lol

Screw that out

aw nuts

tf is with your account

Me trying to enjoy a peanut butter sandwich on October 31st at 11:59 PM

Because you got one for Halloween

Bo Burnham reference.

For the life of me, I cannot find a substitute cure for horniness. I know of only one. I hear from a lot of people that we should stop masturbating and having sex outside of marriage but I can't stop. I'm not much of a drinker, I don't smoke cigarettes except once in a while. I do smoke pot everyday, but nowhere near what I was. I sometimes give it up for a few months... I'm gearing up to do that again, hopefully permanently.

But I think lust is with me for good. I'm never going to get married, I don't like dating women I'm not physically attracted to. I NEED to nut. I've paid for sex several times, and I'm considering doing it again. The last woman I had sex with CANNOT be the LAST WOMAN I HAD SEX WITH. If the world is ending soon, I can't go out like that.

I'm trying to go to Church. I really don't wanna confess what an asshole I've been. I know if I leave out stuff, it won't count. And if I do start going back to Church, I'd would have to confess every week. You can't take communion without confessing mortal sins. I was doing exactly that for months from October to April, taking communion without confessing. No wonder going to Church didn't work.

Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.

Listen bro. God and your preacher will be proud of you for jumping the hurdle and confessing. Pornstars and prostitutes are the worst kind of women. They don’t love you, they love your money. You’re at rock bottom right now. But what does lust addiction do for you? Does it make you stronger? Healthier? Richer? Happier? Not a cheap dopamine rush from lust, but true happiness and contentedness. You’re not an asshole, you’re just lost in addiction. And telling a preacher who can talk to you regularly and hold you accountable is a step forward. I want to suggest something. Quit drugs and cigarettes. Go to the gym and give it your all. You sound depressed and exercise is a lot better way to deal with it, it gives you a dopamine rush, a sense of pride and accomplishment, and it makes you healthier and stronger. I recommend watching some speeches and interviews from David Goggins. Try a winter arc, it’s a brilliant psychological trick to keep you tough. Stay strong soldier 🫡

Also listen to Not Afraid by Eminem, it’s about beating addiction.

we now don't have NUTella

Nooooooooooo

I found an insta post like this

Can't Wait To Eat My Snickers I Got From Halloween

Is it veiny

I’m going to cursedcomments aren’t I

yep

it's got nuts

That’s what she said

Leave them, we lost em to the dark side.

>>>>>>>>>>I

AM<<<<<<<<<

car made by boeing be like

>>>>>>SCREWED

I'm good but yall are screwed

just glue it back together

lol

I gotta lock in! *Hammers at 5x the SOL* Its no use! *House falls apart* NOOOOOOOOO MY 2 MONTHS OF WORK!

Speed
Of
Light

for those people who can't read acronyms