be me
high school senior
walking to my next class when I see the school tard walk out of the special needs classroom
let’s call him Tom
Tom is known be a big time farter, like he can let out a big fart on command at any time.
get a devilish idea to have Tom have a fart off with someone else
decide to have my somewhat chubby friend David to be the one to face Tom in a good old fart off
get them both together and tell them my plan
tell them I’m going to record the whole thing and put it on YouTube and make us famous to make myself sound less suspicious
David is willing to do it make himself popular and well Tom may not understand everything I said but I think he’s happy to be a part of it
take them both to Taco Bell after school to get them ready for tomorrow
let one of the popular kids I know what is going to happen tomorrow and to let the other’s know
next day start by getting both Tom and David into the cafeteria to have their legendary battle
a couple of dozen people are here to watch battle
David is up first
he let’s out a very violent fart that would strike fear into anyone
the popular kids go wild over David and start to praise him
see David with a smile on his face
feels good man
next up is Tom the main event
Tom takes his place in front of everyone
HOLY F**KING SHIT
Tom pulls his pants down and spreads his ass
Tom then began to have explosive diarrhea
it was as if shit bomb went off
luckily I was far away from the blast and I didn’t get hit but others weren’t so lucky
one of better looking girls got hit with a nice helping of shit
chaos ensues
Tom is on the ground crying his eyes out
I guess one of the tard wranglers heard the chaos and came to the rescue
the wrangler picks up Tom and rushes him back to the tard headquarters
walk away with a smile on my face from the chaos
