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Genuinely happened. And also she was wrong af, she told me he was straight, but... he's a white bi man

279 views 8 upvotes Made by MaggotsInMySkin 2 days ago in LGBTQ
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0 ups, 1d,
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LMAO
0 ups, 1d,
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And she was extremely wrong 💀💀💀
0 ups, 22h,
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She's trying, but she could refuse her methods and journalism skills
1 up, 22h,
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Yeah, ik, ik, she really cares abt me. Like I'm almost unable to get in trouble ba all the teachers love me =P (gotta be a first for autistic people in general)
0 ups, 22h,
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LOL
0 ups, 22h,
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Once I grabbed a kid by the neck, hit him aganist a wall and punched another one in the face. Reaction from the teachers? Next time don't do that.
0 ups, 22h,
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If I did that ever I would be put on trial for assault, regardless of if the kids had knives or guns
1 up, 22h,
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Srry 4 you. I just have the privilege of charm. Like if I'm allowed to callibrate 4 someone, I can befriend anyone I want. There are some people I'll never want to befriend (genuinely hope all antivaxxers die), but if I wanted I could.
0 ups, 22h,
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You are a vengeful soul.
Also, I am charming as well. I'm a different kind of charm. I'm not gonna go deep into it but I can befriend almost anyone I want too
1 up, 22h
Liches are undead magicians that hild grudges and want knowledge. A beholder is a racsit livecraftian demon from D&D who believes themself to be the only true beholder, so its racism is just general hatred towards everything. Bald monke=human
0 ups, 22h,
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Yeah. I was born to be a lich, a demon or a beholder, not a bald monkey.
0 ups, 22h
I don't know what you're alluding to because my brain has been gone for a while but yes
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Dang
0 ups, 2d,
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dang indeed. like she forgets what patient-psychologist privacy when I'm with her 💀💀💀
0 ups, 2d,
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Big mistake. When I share stories from my therapy sessions, it's only the ones that cannot be used to identify the patient. Also, no names are revealed.
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yeah, Ik, Ik. But I'm kind of like wang shi ton. I like to know the tea, but not necessarily to spill it. My long term goal if I attain mechanical immortality is to know everything.
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Goals
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My long term goal is boobs
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that's middle term. Long term is to become a machine god that gains all knowledge that exists.
0 ups, 2d
misspelled, it wan shi tong
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MY SCHOOL COUNSELOR ON HER WAY TO DUMP THE WHOLE LIFE OF A TRANS SCHOOLMATE, DEADNAME AND ALL, ON ME BC I TOLD HER I'M TRANS