Ah yes, sure is great to be the Yankees and Dodgers as both large, rich cities in a sport with no salary cap. Jazz Chisholm Jr? A star for the Miami Marlins? Lets just pay him insane f**king amounts of money to play for us! Oh, and Shohei Ohtani, we knooooow you ae a gambling degenerate, but we will cover that up for you because A: you play for a superteam, and B: you are our wonderboy! Sure is great for fans of teams like Colorado and Tampa Bay sit around helplessly as they are teams that have less revenue!
