Slakoth and Typhlosion will never be anyone's favorite again

ay, Furret on that beat yo

they tell me koth the only one that get your hand me downs
and drifloon at the party playing with his nose now
and hypno got a weird case why is he around
certified pokeboy certified pokephile

qhar

In one of the leaked folklore stories, a typhlosion grooms a girl and had a cold with her.

While the writing appears to be something along the lines gamefreak might edit down and make it more tame for a game, the translation of it is almost perfect and the weirdest part is there was no mistranslation of the Pokémon used, something that normally happens when leaks like this come out. At worst, it’s a recreation of Japanese folklore but with Pokémon instead of normal creature/yokai that just never made it and never got edited. At best it’s completely fake.

wha-

They tend to just replace yokai and creatures from Japanese folklore with Pokémon. I’m just hoping it’s fake but I’m probably just high on copium hoping the typhlosion story isn’t real.

it was real but it won't make it into any of the games

The translation is the problem. People think the translation is too perfect for it to be an actual leak.

At least vaporeon has someone to suffer with.

it doesn’t matter it won’t be canon anyway plus it’s funny to call a pokemon a pedo

At least vaporeon has someone to suffer with, but people are starting to think it’s fake.

Ngl I actually used to like Typlosion when I chose him in Pokemon Crystal
Tf happened?

I’m one of the leaked folklore stories, a typhlosion grooms a girl and had a cold with her.

While the writing appears to be something along the lines gamefreak might edit down and make it more tame for a game, the translation of it is almost perfect and the weirdest part is there was no mistranslation of the Pokémon used, something that normally happens when leaks like this come out. At worst, it’s a recreation of Japanese folklore but with Pokémon that just never made it and never got edited. At best it’s completely fake.

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