HOPPED ONTO PORNHUB, I'M 'BOUTTA BEAT MY DICK (NICE) SAW A FAT ASS, SO YOU KNOW I HAD TO CLICK (OKAY) I WAS 'BOUTTA NUT, THEN I REALIZED SOMETHING'S WRONG (WHAT?) I THINK THAT THAT'S MY TEACHER, WHAT THE F**K IS GOIN' ON? WAIT, HOLD IT, I JUST HAD A F**KIN' BRUH MOMENT WHOA, BITCH, WHY THE F**K MY TEACHER ON SOME HOE SHIT? JUST WANTED TO NUT, NOW I THINK I'M TRAUMATIZED I JUST SAW MY TEACHER GETTING F**KED BY FIVE GUYS NOW I'M REALLY FREAKIN' OUT, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NO, MY TEACHER'S A HOE, BUT I STILL GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL, THOUGH I THOUGHT FOR A WHILE, THEN I CAME UP WITH A PLAN NOW I MIGHT FINESSE MY TEACHER FOR LIKE 20 F**KIN' BANDS SO I PULL UP TO CLASS, I AIN'T EVEN GOT A BACKPACK MY TEACHER TURNED AROUND, AND I START STARING AT HER FAT ASS SHE TOLD ME TO STAY AFTER, I CAN'T CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER EXTORTION ON MY MIND JUST LIKE A 1300S PASTOR MY TEACHER TOLD ME, "BOY, YOU BETTER START PAYING ATTENTION IF YOU KEEP ACTIN' UP, THEN I'MA PUT YOU IN DETENTION" I SAID, "I DON'T GIVE A F**K, BECAUSE I'VE SEEN YOU TAKIN' DICK SO JUST GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY, OR I'M 'BOUTTA F**KIN' SNITCH" SHE STARTED STARIN' AT ME, THEN SHE LAUGHED SHE REACHED IN HER POCKET THEN SHE PULLED OUT A BADGE S.W.A.T. TEAM KICKED DOWN THE DOOR, NOW I'M TRAPPED I'M 'BOUTTA GO TO JAIL JUST FOR LOOKIN' AT SOME ASS? HOPPED ONTO PORNHUB, I'M 'BOUTTA BEAT MY DICK SAW A FAT ASS SO YOU KNOW I HAD TO CLICK I WAS 'BOUTTA NUT, THEN I REALIZED SOMETHING'S WRONG I THINK THAT THAT'S MY TEACHER, WHAT THE F**K IS GOIN' ON? WAIT, HOLD IT, I JUST HAD A F**KIN' BRUH MOMENT WHOA, BITCH, WHY THE F**K MY TEACHER ON SOME HOE SHIT? JUST WANTED TO NUT, NOW I THINK I'M TRAUMATIZED I JUST SAW MY TEACHER GETTING F**KED BY FIVE GUYS