You.
Are.
Mentally.
Retarded.
Go in a bush and cut your head off before all the vegan patties and lunchables you've been eating turn your brain into animal waste.
I'm actually amazed snobs like you on Imgflip exist at all. Go and purchase a game like GigaBash or Castle Crashers and then you'll see why people like me use controllers, you ant-brained screaming seagull in the Grand Canyon.