straight fire

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is someone sim'lar
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler, has only got one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
chopped it off him when Hitler was small!
She threw, into the apple tree!
The wind blew it, into the deep blue sea,
Now the fishes, they have their dishes,
Of scallops and bollocks for tea!

Tally Ho! There are different versions of the lyrics. The one I remember was Hitler/ had only one big ball/ because his mother etc.

There were other ditties from the pacific theatre, about Tojo:

Screw ‘em all, screw ‘em all
The long and the short and the tall
Screw all the guards and each bow legged Jap
Screw all the cooks and their flamin’ rice pap

An ancestor of mine was a pow at Changi (which was actually a collection of camps). The ranking officer amongst the prisoners was Sir Edward “weary”) Dunlop. He was a baker by trade before joining the army, so was a cook in the camp. The family legend is that, when a pow got dysentery, their duty was to donate the ahhh… product of their disease. The cooks then added it to the Jap’s food. So the guards got dysentery too.

He's technically above average

How?

Women