straight fire

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is someone sim'lar
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler, has only got one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
chopped it off him when Hitler was small!
She threw, into the apple tree!
The wind blew it, into the deep blue sea,
Now the fishes, they have their dishes,
Of scallops and bollocks for tea!