story time (yap time) in comments

okay
-band practice (ugh)
-putting shit away
-im trying to put this marimba away
-kid in front of me is taking his sweet ass time
-this f**king fatass gayass of a girl tells me i should stop standing still and do something
-okay i guess
-i move the marimba around the kid like she TOLD ME TO
-“dude wtf are you doing”
-“i’m uh moving this around him so i can put this away since he’s-
-turns out the kid inconveniently finished his shit as soon as i walked around him and now i look retarded
-“dude you’re an actual moron”
-her friend the actually hot girl agrees
-that’s just great now the 10/10 thinks i’m sped
-like shut yo bitchass loser fruitcake ass up i’m trying my best here not my fault you’re getting in my way because your fatass can’t waddle away at more than 2mph

this story’s length if homophobic slurs weren’t so taboo

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