Riddle me this, Batman. Why would someone pretend to be their dead boyfriend for clout on a meme website?

probably because people here are retarded
i know you're jay, but you cant trust anything, i speak from experience.
a "woman" was into me irl, turned out to be a 55 year old sex offender.

I’m your homie so I’m gonna laugh at that

yes

LMAOOOO

fr man
Dronesfan did an impersonation of you the minute you di- went offline. I lashed out a lil

fym "fr man"
I told it's not serious. why are you guys acting like I'm still saying it's clo

Spire was also lying many times back then.

omg I remember

imgflip.com/i/5ug8qz I laughed so hard at this that I still have it bookmarked to this day, still makes me smile

why are you still yapping about that, I wasn't serious. I was just saying you can't be dead for 3 days and come back to life after.

In this day and age, it’s entirely plausible.

But fr tho can we like get a timeline or something to when you had cancer and now to when your free of it

I can do that.

It all started when I was born on January 22nd 2004. Neither of my parents showed up to my birth.
*sparkly sounds and screen flowy thing*

🤦‍♂️ just this year dawg

Fine but that’s less fun

I got diagnosed with cancer in summer 2023, thought I beat it in the fall, it came back around February (I think, don’t fact check me) it got really bad in June, I went into surgery to physically remove the parts of my chest that were cancerous, the procedure worked and successfully removed the cancer but it was butchered and I got sick in other ways, had to go under life support, told Clo to post that I died because I thought there was no world I survive, and three days later I wake up. I was in the hospital for a few weeks after that but once I got out I was pretty much fine as a fiddle.

I see. So did clo not visit you like on the daily, or atleast get informed that you woke up?

They were the first one informed. After I was confirmed not dead, they decided it would be a funny prank on me and a neat social experiment to keep saying I was dead. They didn’t expect it to take me three months to remember that imgflip existed.

Hmm. Alr