Who needs a girlfriend? I got two hands
And this lotion, I'm a free man
Pull out the laptop, go to my favorite site
Five minutes later, I'm playing Fortnite
The whole house is empty
I don't know what to do
I stay up all night eatin' junk food
I call up all my friends, they can't hang out
I'm bored again, back to the laptop
Then I pet my cat, who needs hot chicks?
I chill by myself watchin' Netflix
Eat some ice cream all alone in bed
Where's the laptop? Oh no it's dead!
I can do whatever I want
Walk around butt naked and never get caught
I play basketball and I miss the first shot
Laptop on the charger and it better hurry up
I'm really, really really bored
I, want to learn to skate board
I, thought I had a skateboard
I, don't have a skateboard
I really thought I had a skateboard
Like, I thought I had a skateboard
Somewhere in the house
I wrote the song and then I shot the video
And if I knew I didn't have a skateboard
I wouldn't have put this into the song
It's too late
Oh man, I really miss my girlfriend
She's better than my two hands
And, I'm all out of lotion
Man, I really miss my girlfriend
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