My goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive
WHAT?
And is forcing me to watch YouTube videos.
HEHEHEHEHE
My buddy, Quindalius Barnacle Jr. got smacked by a rhinoceros horn, and is listening to Jo Maiden
AH STOP!
Hey guys!
*BOOM*
Quandale Dingle here
AOOOO
I just escaped prison
WOOOO
And I’m staying my friend Dale Pringle’s house
REHEHEHE
And as I was running away from the cops
WHAT?!
I fell in scraped some of my skin off
HEHEHEHEHE
I guy named Garfield Joseph Dinner bent me over in the shower while I was in prison
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
My baby grandma made me pay child support
AAAAH
So I broke out of prison and sold my baby to a creepy old guy
HAHAHA OH YEAH
Forgive me