I'm DogDay, and I'm just so sad!
Why do bad things happen to good people like me?
It isn't fair! Life isn't fair!

[Chorus: DogDay]
I'm DogDay, and I'm sad!
I just want to be glad
I'm Dogday, and I'm sad!
My life is just so bad!

[Verse 1: DogDay]
I lost my legs but that's not all!
I lost my friends, that's worst of all!
The Smiling Critters were BFFs
But Catnap came and made a mess

[Chorus: DogDay]
I'm DogDay, and I'm sad!
I just want to be glad
I'm Dogday, and I'm sad!
My life is just so bad!

[Verse 2: DogDay]
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the saddest of them all!
Me! Staring back, reflection cracked, of souls attacked!
Life's a battlefield, scars etched in my skin!
But every victory shortlived the losses just begin!
(Augh!)