The most chronically online I've gotten is tapping at a printed hyperlink on a piece of paper, genuinely thinking that it would open and that the paper would change, before realizing how stupid I am.
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0 ups, 4mo
Google tried their damnedest to be relatable, missed by a long way
I once thought the faraway street light was a heavy sniper, I've also wondered why I wasn't seeing the car notification when I had visualized sound effects on (I was on the street irl), but this, this is too much.