PetTheSprigatito legit trippin for 15 seconds straight

I have no words

Lmfaooo.

Shit.

@PetTheSprigatito I made u a song
I know where you live, it's my duty and might,
To keep the nation safe, day and night.
I monitor your calls, your every move and deed,

I track your location, on my digital screen,
To keep you near harm, and from unseen threats seen.
We know your habits, your deepest fears,
And use this knowledge to increase your tears.

Why thank you, Cool-four-o-four,
What magnificent poetry down to the core.
Though I might object
That there's a defect
In the facts that you have provided. Furthermore,

I am quite flattered
That you'd take the time
To write something of that nature
With such sense of rhyme.

Your welcome

Hold up Sprig, you're a furry but you mod the AFS? Check your fire soldier it's gettin a lil friendly...

We have an agreement.

*dark alley turns darker*

Uh oh you're f**ked per

Pet*

I READ THAT AND THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT EARLIER

Fun fact? Sounds cool.

STOP DOING THISSSSS

UR ACE

I find it quite revealing about your self (space placed on purpose).

It shows that you are adamant about your principles. Loyal to human values.

lol yeah, pretty much

I may feel shit, but if the other person does not truly reciprocate them, I will stay the f**k back!

LOLLLLL

BAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey guys fun fact!

Don’t…

I will not "Dont"

Good

Nobody needs to know

Or do they?

/j

You better f**king no do what I think you’re doing

Oki

I’m not gonna have to explain that to them bro

Bro you have told me unspeakable things through meme chat

You're lucky I haven't posted your weird ass femboy shit

Bro what if I posted your opinions on a certain type of r34?

Idc dude ima furry.
People know how weird I am.
But please do not.
I won't post your weird femboy fet things, you don't post mine!

What do you mean fet? I don’t got any fets.

SUUURE

Ok Mr acnh

Do you really wanna test a furry?
Your history ain't any better

Judging by what you told me, I’m not so sure.

"Muscular officers? Where?! You promised me muscular officers!

One describing word.

Thing on a bed.

?

Ok fine.

It’s something you put you’re head on

(Why are we even threatening each other? I forgor)

It's not a pillow fetish dude.

It's called loneliness.

Not a fetish

Well I was talking about a Techno quote.

Seems a bit fetishy

Why u bring that up then

Exhibit a

?

What do you mean?

I’m just kidding

That's why /hj and /j exist

Seriously, fetish? I don’t got any.

PLEASE DO
THAT WOULD REDEEM MYSELF FOR THE SECOND ONE

LOL

Remember “yes please”?