Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
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What, what, what, what (Oh)
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I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your facking uncle
I walk into an airplane like bro man salam
This will be a bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "Damn should've rode my donkey"
It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray, I strap grenade to a baby
Allah save me
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
Okay now turn left
I SAID TURN LEFT
For everything else there's Mastercard
Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot, let's start over
Hi we're gonna die, here's a plastic bag for cover bro
Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins
And I don't mean dudes that get your computer working
I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
Bakalakalaka dupperrupper badaka dirkastan
Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
'Cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office (Ah!)
You heard of One Direction? I'm in Al Qaedirection
My name is Zayn Hussein, I flew a plane on 9/11
Yes I may have let 'em planes go too far
I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car
I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
All the terrorists are like "Oh he got a telephone"
I'm gonna drive a cab
Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
I'm-I'm Osama
Sorry for the drama
Where should I drop you off at
Thank you
I'm gonna drop some bags
At the marathon up in Boston
Too soon
Shet, I blew my balls off