I moved out to Langley recently 👉🏠 With a plain and simple dream 💭🙏 Wanna infiltrate some third-world place 🌏⚒ And topple their regime 🔥🧨 Those men in black with their matching suitcases 💼 Where everything's on a need-to-know basis 📝🤔 Agents got that swagger 😎💪 And everyone so cloak and dagger 🤙🍸 I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing 😓🙏 For another undercover mission 🕵️♂️ That's when the red alert came on the radio 🚨‼ And I put my earpiece on 👂🧏♂️ Got my dark sunglasses on 😎 And I had my weapon drawn 🔪🔫 So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills 💊💊 My classified dossier 📁🤐 Tapping the phones like, yeah 📞 Shredding the files like, yeah 🗃🔥 I memorized all the enemy spies ☝🧐 I've got to neutralize today 💉💤 Yeah, it's a party in the CIA 🎊 Yeah, it's a party in the CIA 🍷🍻 I've done a couple of crazy things 😜👌 That have almost gotten me dismissed 😒🚫 Like terminate some head of state 👨💼🔫 Who wasn't even on my list 📃❌ Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you? 🎞🔥 I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you 🔪😵 You need a quickie confession? 🤨 Well, start a water boarding session 💦😃 No hurry on this South American dictator 🙍♂️ I'll assassinate him later 👨🔫🩸 That's when he walked right in my laser sights 👀 And my silencer was on 💥 And my silencer was on 💥 And another target's gone ⚰😌 Yeah, we've got black ops all over the world 🚓🚓 From Kazakhstan to Bombay 🌍🕵️♂️🕵️♀️ Paying the bribes like, yeah 💵💲 Plugging the leaks like, yeah 😏💰 Interrogating the scum of the earth 🗣🔪 We'll break them by the break of day 🕳🚶♂️ Yeah, it's a party in the CIA 🍹 Yeah, it's a party in the CIA 🙌 Need a country destabilized? 📉💨 Look no further, we're your guys 😁✔ We've got snazzy suits and ties 🤵🤵 And a better dental plan than the FBI's 🦷💪 Better put your hands up and get in the van 🚙 Or else you'll get blown away 💥💣 Staging a coup like, yeah 🤫 Brainwashing moles like, yeah 🗣🔫 We only torture the folks we don't like 🚫 You're probably gonna okay 👍👍 Yeeeeeeeaaah, it's a party in the CIA 📸🔥
