If the text is too blurry, it says:
Am: Hey Ireland!
CD'V: Quoi? (French for "what?")
Am: You want some drinks?
CD'V: Pig, me is of not Ireland
Am: Sure you aren't.
CD'V: Am Ivory Coast
Am: Now you're just making up places, Nigeria
CD'V: Is him of always likings that?
Can: Unfortunately, yes.