My dear dapper sire, I cannot begin to convey the grave insult and affront I feel at being mistaken for one of lesser status. The very idea that I, a noble of the one of the old orders, could be confused with the basest of commoners causes me such anguish and indignation that words fail to express my feelings in this matter. To be so utterly disrespected and degraded is a burden I should not bear and have not earned. Please forgive my outburst, but I simply cannot contain my indignation at the thought of being mistaken for one of the lowly.