the dude who invented campfires:
the dude who invented the internet:
the dude who invented the light bulb:
the dude who invented vehicles:
the dude who invented blueprints:
the dude who invented firearms:
the dude who invented swords:
the dude who invented armor:
the dude who invented makeup:
the dude who invented fridges:
the dude who invented trash cans:
the dude who invented microwaves:
the dude who invented stoves:
the dude who invented money and coins:
the dude who invented ovens:
the dude who invented laws of gravity:
the dude who invented sports:
the dude who invented cars:
the dude who invented television:
the dude who invented electricity:
the dude who invented domestication:
the dude who invented livestock:
the dude who invented recipe books:
the dude who invented beds and sleeping bags:
the dude who invented hats:
the dude who invented clothes:
the dude who invented tools:
the dude who invented games:
the dude who invented buildings:
the dude who invented houses:
the dude who invented the government:
the dude who invented towers:
the dude who invented castles:
the dude who invented paleontology:
the dude who invented geology:
the dude who invented communism:
the dude who invented democracy:
the dude who invented politics:
the dude who invented capitalism:
the dude who invented anarchism:
the dude who invented trenches:
the dude who invented wind turbines:
the dude who invented planes:
the dude who invented jets:
the dude who invented bomber planes:
the dude who invented helicopters:
the dude who invented tanks:
the dude who invented anti air vehicles:
the dude who invented missile launcher vehicles:
the dude who invented ships:
the dude who invented boats:
just in case anybody wanted it