EARLIER TODAY I WAS REALLY HORNY, AND I SAW WHAT I THOUGHT TO BE A BLANK DVD. I THOUGHT, DVDS HAVE A TIGHT HOLE, THEY MIGHT FEEL PRETTY GOOD. SO I PUT MY SOFT PP INTO THE HOLE OF THE DVD, AND FOR A FEW SECONDS AS I STARTED GETTING HARDER, IT FELT PRETTY GOOD, BUT THEN, ONCE I WAS FULLY ERECT, IT STARTED BEING PAINFUL. MY PP WAS STUCK IN THE DVD, AND I HAD TO BREAK IT IN HALF TO GET IF OUT. IT WAS THEN WHEN I FLIPPED THE BROKEN DVD OVER AND REALIZED THAT IT WAS NOT A BLANK DVD, BUT A COPY OF THE PIXAR MOVIE UP... WELL GUYS, GUESS I F**KED UP.