Not a suicide post

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

nice copypasta, but i've seen it before

I (18M) am an incel Genshin Impact and Star Trek enthusiast, and since I have no gf, I usually beat my shit 4-5 times a day. At first it was exciting, and thrilling to jerk off and get that sweet, sweet procreation liquid out of me, I would get the most exhilarating orgasms, that would make me moan so, so hard, that I once broke my vocal cords after jerking off to Mariah Carey on Christmas Eve.

However, since I masturbate so often, I've ended up not feeling anything when I cum, and my dick literally goes numb after I cum, quickly losing its blood flow and shrinking back to its initial size.

I went on TikTok the other day, and I saw everyone was doing this thing called "edging" and apparently it means to stop rubbing it when you feel you're close to the climax point, or hold your jizz inside, so that the next time you cum, it's gonna be the BOMB, making you bust a Mia Khalifa size load. I've tried it, but every time I do it and I'm about to cum, my brain keeps telling me to go more, closer, and not to stop. And of course every time I fail, and jizz all over my pants and my blanket.

I haven't had a good orgasm since since the moment Uncle Jim showed up and played with my "wiggly worm", as he referred it to, and that was 9 years ago. I need help, any tips?

seen that one

I was at a court playing soccer with my friends when a shirtless boy appeared. He was probably 15 or 16 (I'm 14 btw) Gosh, he was hot. So handsome and so strong. His hair... Oh, his hair... My heart accelerated and I had butterflies in my stomach. I couldn't stop looking at him! I've never felt anything like that with girls. Being gay is kinda awesome ngl UwU I would do anything to kiss him!

never seen that one

Yeah So I was watching hentai and they did pretty hard work lol. The Girl Was Waiting For The Boy To 💞Cum💞 , But He Didn't So The Girl Became Angry And Kicked The Biys Ballz After Their 1 hour of work .Then The Boy Screamed "WHAT THE F**KKK" And Because Of The Pain In My Imagination I Switched Off My Phone.....

I Had Some Pretty Serious Mental Breakdown Having The Pain Ringing in My Ears..... :(