t has come to my attention that you believe you are funny. I would like to inform you that this statement is false and you have not made a single soul laugh. Please understand that this e-mail is not written to be aggressive, but rather informative. I would like to bring attention to this fact in a non-violent form.
Rather than making a normal joke, you insist on making unfunny jokes hoping that one of them would get the slightest of positive reactions. You think it is funny to spam people with unfunny content that ultimately causes them to block you. Your failed attempts at being funny result in the emotion of annoyance rather than laughter.
If you do in fact wish to be funny, please note that this is not the way to get a positive reaction from anyone. Rather when I see your name pop up in a notification, I instantly feel annoyance instead of joy. This is caused by the knowledge that the message will not be funny or entertaining in any way.
If you wish for this habit to change, please refer to the kind words of Martin Luther King Jr, I think this quote from him will help in many ways. “Just shut up”. This was an amazing quote that I believe to work for many scenarios.
I am not going to politely wish you a good day, and actually go and interact with the physical world, not a virtual anime wifu. You should try it sometime, it's really fun.
Good day,
Stelmate
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