Arthur Ford Skateboarding BoneLab

i wanna tell you about a thing that happened to Lloyd (it's not depressing this time)

so, while also doing college, he has a job on the side where he helped people get viruses n shit off their computers
one day, he's almost done with a job
he looks up
and sees a toy train going by in the middle of his vision
aboard the train is a decently sized parrot
which locks eyes with him and says "choo choo, motherf**ker."

chat is this poppy playtime

Lloyd proceeded to do like 5 double takes

*later*
"Did you train your parrot to do that*

"do what?"

"...
Curse??"

"It- it did what?!"

"it was sitting on that train and said (what it said)"

"...
...PFFFFFHAHAHAH-"

"I know, right??"

"It's never said anything like that before!"

"You should look into that."

"DON'T LEAVE MEEEE...!!"
-Talking Flower, 2023

Huh??

i was joking about how long you were offline

Oh hehehe wait you're a flower ! 😨

flower status effect Stringsnipper

bro got hit with the
Elite Clian used Lulla-bye-bye!
*🌷💤🤢💬*

working on a Baldi fangame with Lian as the main character

how's this/j

but yeah how's it sound

Awesome

and, uh, about that...

Yes?

even in phase 1 he's faster than the player.

Oh ok

i just thought of one of the most badass lines i've written

What

"Out of items? Yeah, there are none. Oh, and I'm faster than you. Uh oh, looks like you're gonna lose like you always do and always will!"

"tl:dr
you're donezo"

"game over."

Are the protection objects still there in phase 2

yeah i mean you need them to damage him

K just wondering

once you beat him he tells you to quit the game forever

"YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF!! NEVER TOUCH THIS GAME AGAIN! DOOOOOON'T!!!"

"do you find this funny
this is NO laughing matter"

It's fine

anyway i wrote Sir's little monologue before the fight begins

Ooh

HA! GOTCHA! Did you really think you could beat this stupid game?! Oh, how wrong... in case you can't see, all four exits are gone. You have no escape. You're trapped. Trapped like the rest of them. All you can do is just... quit. There's no secret happy ending. No special achievement. There's nothing left for you to do. So just q-
*gets hit*
ል𝔞ᕔ₳𝗔⃥ꁲ𝕒𐌀⍲A꙱𝘎⃨⃰Ǵ̶͇͙͇͖ͨͩ͌ͫ̃̀͊ͩͪ͞ͅ𝕲Ꮒ𝗛⃪ℌ
Okay, okay. Heheh... you know what?
You wanted this.

and then terrifying loud dying computer noises as he gets angrier

Yes

"they took EVERYTHING from me
My voice
My f4ee&om..
M¥ /_£G∆¢√.
And they favored that stupid brother on mine over me."

YOOO

meant to tell you Sir has a F**KING BREAKDOWN before "phase 2" starts

"THERE'S ONLY ONE GOOD THING THAT CAME FROM MY BROTHER
HE TAUGHT ME THIS!!"

that's sick
but it's more like
"...look what you've done. LOOK what you've DONE. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU TO QUIT WHILE YOU WERE AHEAD! I WARNED YOU! BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME!! NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME!!! IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN EXIST!!! THIS WHOLE WORLD IS COLLAPSING AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!"
(he's also screaming at the top of his lungs)

imagine running from rush from doors
It's like that except you are ever so slightly faster than him

nice
also what do you think of the dialogue

I LOVE IT

THANK YOU
i'm actually really proud of it, i tried to depict that he's finally f**king had enough

and the music has to be ACTUALLY SICK this stuff has to be a TENSE BANGER

oh don't worry it will be >:)

What if in that second part, since he's so close, your vision is like this
*They're on the walls, not your face*

in the second phase the game is FREAKING OUTTTT
the walls are jittering and changing color palettes on beat, the screen is shaking, the text is scrambling, walls are appearing that only Sir can go through, and of course he's fast as shit

So is Sir baldi??

no, Lian is Baldi

Is Sir the guy who looks like this

Yes
and he's also the secret final boss

imagine throwing chairs and tables you just through horribly glitching items which have just been renamed "PROTECTION"

I'm sorry I didn't understand that

why did it turn 'instead" into "imagine"

Oh

sorry about that
i normally proofread i just didn't that time i guess

Player character or main character

main

So baldi
"Tristan
That was the last straw
now you're gonna be in here
With my friends
And never leave"

he's not the bad guy though technically

oh really

the real villain is Sir

what did lil bro do

he's mad that he's not being included in anything anymore
so he's slowly but surely destroying the game

That's actually genius

thanks :)