Some girl fights might not be like this, but I was in one and never got in trouble. So I drop my lunchbox, clumsy me as usual, then she's like "Stupid bitch." then I slap her across the face and say "Did you say something?" then she kicks me in the shin, but it doesn't hurt, so I pinned her arms to her sides then hit her head against the brick wall several times. I think at that point, I heard some people chanting "Fight, fight, fight, fight!", then she tries to pull my hair, but instead I grab her head by the neck, and grab a bunch of hair follicles on her upper neck, which I know is a weak point for girls, then I pinch two of my fingers on her nerve points, then I bend my knee and force her head down, causing it to snap. Then after I hear the crack, I pushed her down on the asphalt, and I think she passed out for a while. Then the teacher comes and wondered why she was on the asphalt unconscious, then everyone says she tripped and hit her head on the asphalt, which sounds like it hurts, and she'll be up in a few minutes, but everyone else and the teacher chose not to wake her up until she came to, which was about a few hours later. I taught that bitch that you don't mess with me, ever.
