Spin-Al Sharpton; OzwinEVCG; From MouthHell Toys Comes the New Bobblehead
That Dudes, Dudettes, and Dupes Have All Been
Waiting for. It's Called 'The Spin-Al Sharpton'.
No Lie's Too Big, No Exaggeration's Too
Outrageous; and You'll Always Be Able to Hear It:
Because Not Only Does It Go to 11--It Doesn't
Go Any Lower than 10! Get Yours Today. If Its
Signaling Isn't Def, Deafening, and Virtueless,
We Will Refund Your Money, No Questions Asked,
Or at Least Not -Too- Many Questions Asked.