I find it kind of funny how confusing the opening to Deathloop is to newer players

TF

Whar

??????

I was fecking terrified in those vents dawg 😭😭😭😭

It turned full horror game for me

I shot anything that moved

PFFTHAHA
me personally I HATED Omniprojectors.
Until I got Heavy and realized bullets did nothing to him
Milk hearing
"BZZZZZWOWOWOWOWWWWZZZZ"

THAT NOISE

I WAS SCREAMING IN THAT VENT

I think they're funny to deal with
Except for when you're THE SAME SIZE AT THEM

I DON'T LIKE THINGS JUMPING AT MY FACE

I mean, who does?

They never fully latched onto my face cause I would start waving my arms around like a spastic

"bro how are we supposed to get this guy"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*throws metal crate on top of it*

I didn't get much lore from the radios because each time I saw one I would give in to the voice and fecking thunderchuck it at the nearest wall

The lore pretty interesting
Also I like Jimmy
Jimmy seems cool
And I'd always at least wait for him to finish talking before destroying it
And the PCs and Computers
Oh those are so fun to break

I bet you used excessive force didn't you

I UNLOADED A WHOLE MAG

BEAT IT WITH A CROWBAR

SLAMMED IT AGAINST THE GROUND

Bro you only need to hit or shoot them three times
Once if you use a shotgun we'll enough
Anyway uh
What way your favorite bodylog level
And your least favorite

Strong, I literally just beat people to death

Least favorite was either tall or fast

OH YEAH BLOOD PUNCH (Strong Level) was GREAT
My fav tho was Gatebreacher (that's what I like calling Heavy's level)
And my least favorite was MONOGON MOTORWAY (Light level what even is the point of the light the fast does everything but better)

I didn't really like that too

it was insufferable
Personally PILLAR (Tall) and Sprint Bridge (Fast) weren't that fun for me either
Anyway what's your favorite and least favorite avatar?

Light

Basically fast but not fast

That's your least fav, right? Same here.

Yeah

My favorite is heavy cause I can slap people so hard they go flying

Oh yeah Heavy my fav
I love watching the enemies make futile efforts to kill me and then you just

*cavemanbonk.mp4*

I just realized Heavy's face kinda looks like Emesis Blu Pyro's mask

Wdym this beginning isn't confusing at all

To be fair
Never have I heard of this game before oh look at the name of the game nevermind

Yes

This game has made me gone insane and I love it

I finally devised a plan to kill every visionary in one loop

Did you know that dying in the game is canon in BoneWorks and BoneLab?
When you die, your weapon is where you died, and the things you killed are still dead.
I Also saw the plan. Very interesting

Dying in Deathloop is also canon

Which would make sense given the name

Of course
A freindly guy also talks to you on the radio :D
His name is Jimmy

Yes, I know

For I have beat the game

YOU BEAT BONELAB???? YOOOOOOOOOOO
I almost did but my joystick broke 😞

Yeah

I hate those feckin crab things so much

I have a phobia of creatures in vr that jump at you

OOOOOO HALF LIFE IN VR OOOOOOO
The Crablets, right?
I bet you hated the part where they make you the small avatar and make you go through crab filled vents
I kinda like them
I like making them cockfight with other things

I like killing two of my targets at the same time while sneaking up on them doing the naughty

It was before marriage

They must pay for their sins

✅HERESY
✅Canon Deaths
✅Cool Game
✅ Available on the PC (I assume)
Anything else they might have in common?

Uhhhh

You get to play as a black person

Yeah you can
I'm sure they've got some weapons in common with each other

You think this is confusing?
BoneLab starts you off in a void where you roll a dice to determine what you look like. Then you get put on a medieval hanging gallow for being a heretic. Crazy stuff, huh?

I mean, I wasn't confused, I just saw a noose an immediately knew what I had to do

Deathloop wakes you up on a beach after getting stabbed by a woman, you go through tunnels to a mansion to find a code for a door, the woman finds you again, decides not to kill you, you get the code

The voices in your head then tell you jump off a cliff, which you do, before you're suddenly grabbed by another version of yourself, who the woman appears, kills, and you fall to your death

You then wake up on the beach again

And this is just the beginning of the prologue

I mean you know what to do with a noose
But you don't know WHY the noose
What did you do to deserve public execution?
Where did that knife come from?

Also that's actually a very cool start and a confusing one

neo 🐆 people are on the way to avodaco bro why th ↪️↪️ no but ehy tho

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