Chica rizz

tf is "rizz"

what i’m bouta give u baby girl

I am not a female.

I dont like where this is going

my babyyy 😫

*moves hair out of face* oh why hello there..my gorgeous darling.. thine beauty is shining farther than the ages.. you surpass any maiden out there. anyone alike cannot compare to my summer jewel.. you are a simple, divine beauty.. full of purity, just let me take you up in my arms me love.. *kisses gently, puts arms around you head as i slowly lift up your shirt*

oh thine beautiful lady.. *fingers your butt*

you are now wanted for speaking old english and sexual assault

me lady me lady, do not be such a hassle! sit still while i satisfy thee.. *I insert myself in you* oh my love, you are like clouds on me, it makes me feel so.. good.

sma-

Bro's rich just by lookin at the watch

What the fudge.

*gently crosses legs and looks down while blushing cutely*

What the actual fudge.

my sir.. you are beautiful.. the most handsome that thins has ever laid my eyes upon..

istf, what.

i’m s-sorry.. m-me lady..

I am not a f**king lady.

OH MY LADY!

>.<

yeah f**k the feds

LMAOO