Chapter 1, The Concept
Geometry dash is a very popular game. Not only is it loved by its community, but it also has been downloaded over 5 times! This is where zoink came to rise. One day, zoink was caught edging to dash by his sigma. Zoink was hitting the griddy so hard that he became an international edger. He started looksmaxing in the mirror, and even fanum taxed EDP! One day, zoink got a geometrical dominator and he had geometrical kids. However, this is where things would skibidi. Zoink heard a strange noise after live streaming his edging abilities, the noise was none other than TIDAL WAVE! Zoink proceeded to waste his gyatt on tidal wave until 2.2 came out. When robtop released 2.2, he pressed the release button with his gyatt. This is bad. Suddenly, zoink got lobotomized and lost all his gyatt. He was ready to take on Tidal Wave after beating Blast Processing in 10,000 attempts. (swag route lets goouuuuu)
He then said “fire in da hol” rapidly until his geometrical dominator left him, and took the geometrical children. This made him mad “Grr!” said zoink as he turned into a skibidi toilet and went to the death corridor. Inside the corridor, there were raspy old men trying to get their hands on him. But being the sigma zoink is, he wouldn’t get touched yet! He gave the old men mac and cheese until they became greasy old men. They suddenly fell and died, because zoink sweat on all of them, But then a new level came out, it was called “Fire in da hol”, this was bad news for zoink as he started to get naked. “Why is this new level rated normal!” Said zoink as he growled at the level. “It’s more like an extreme demon!” Zoink waffled.
Zoink got angry, and decided to keep edging to it. As he oiled up his gyatt to get ready to play, he could feel the rumbling inside. The level kept playing a terrible sound effect.
“Fir in da hol”
“Fire in da hoolll”
“Fire in”
“Fire”
“Free fire in da”
“Hol”
Zoink became a normal face. As he felt his inner grandpa demon, he became more of a fire in da hol. Zoink found a level called “wave challenge” and began edging.
Chapter 2. Fir in da hollll!
The lobotomy edging turned zoink from an edging master, into the fire in da hole. Infact, he became a fire in da hol, and fire in da hol, fire hol da in fire da hol in fire!
Chapter: lobo tom y y y y yfff
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