"I recommend a very strict training process for this William. It would be a bit late for it, as I was trained from birth, but he could increase his strength to protect dear Lian."
*I mean he's a prince, he'd get protected, not the other way around. Also, I was saying that Lian wasn't royalty, not Will*
"..a bit of a long story.."
"..oh..heh..
..peanut butter is a condiment and ingredient used in many dishes. It is made by mashing peanuts into a fine paste. Will eats peanut butter straight out of the jar, which is strange."
"...
..I can only really call it savory. I've gotta warn you, many things nowadays have artificial preservers.. chemicals in them. Our bodies are used to it, but yours might not be"
*Omg this is like giving a caveman a sour patch kid*
*"HELP GET MY ARMOR OFF MR THERE ARE SERPENTS IN MY BOWELS"*
"*Sigh* your body might not be able to handle our food. I'll let you try it, but I'm warning you, something bad could happen."
"..uh-..
..lemme go grab a bucket..."
*He grabbed a metal bucket and placed it in the shed*
"The bucket is in the shed over there. Now.."
*He pulled out a jar of peanut butter*
"This is peanut butter."
"this is what is known as creamy peanut butter. It has a creamy consistency."
*He grabbed a different jar*
"This is crunchy peanut butter. It is like creamy, but has chunks of peanuts in it."
*Question does Will prefer creamy or crunchy*
*he put away the crunchy and pulled out a spoon. He scooped out some peanut butter and handed the spoon to him*
"You know how to use utensils, right? I'm not cracking a joke, just making sure."
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