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I can't let Santa win!

25,813 views 255 upvotes Made by Festive_Funny_Red_Panda 4 months ago in fun
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santa | HO-HO-HO... Who the f@k are you? | image tagged in santa | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The Flash | MY NAME IS IS BARRY ALLEN | image tagged in the flash | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Santa checking his list | Oh... And why and how did you find my house? | image tagged in santa checking his list | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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rip
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This is the best reply section
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Here you go. They’re all from different generations as well
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Aah!

(I was already scared of Santa I didn’t need that)
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XDDD
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Fr
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Santa is satan if anyone believes Santa they should die
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IM SCAMING ROBUX, SCAMED ROBUX
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Oh wut-
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Here You Go Santa
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santa is not real
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Fr.
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I think you made other kids sad lol.
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Poor kiddos.
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they are underaged anyway
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um ok
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Obviously Santa ain't real
I killed him that time he gave me coal
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No!!!1!!!1!!
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Santa Is Real!!!1!!!1!!
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Yay! Another proof that Japan_Gaming_Anime_Countryball is a toddler!
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Answer these questions:

Do you really think Santa is real?

Do you really think Ohio is funny?

How tf did you change your age 18 to 22?
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1: Real Santa

2: Ohio Is Funny

3: 22 age
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COUNTER ATTACK!

I know this is not hap- i think im dreamin somebody pinch me theres no way that this dude named Japanball THIS DUDE NAMED JAPANBALL DRESSED UP LIKE A SKIBIDI TOILET IS GONNA START TALKIN TO ME,
BRO YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS SHIT SHUT UP BOY YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL BRO YOU LOOK LIKE AN OFFBRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH YOU AINT BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9 GET YO ASS BACK BOI YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR SAYING SHUT UP AT YO LUNCH LADY YOU SHUT YO ASS UP BOI YOU AINT FROM JURASSIC PARK YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND GET YO ASS OUT BOY BRO YOU LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET BOI WHAT YOU TALKIN ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS BOY YOU BETTER GO 🎵JAPANBALL WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAHH MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVIN HIM COMMANDS 🎵 LOOKIN ASS BOI BRUH YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOI YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIX CUBE YOU MADE AN NFT OUR OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKIN ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YO GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH. YO BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPTED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF AN ORANGUTANGS ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED STEFAN, GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WITH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMACIAN CRICKET GIVIN YOU A LAP DANCE N THE BACK OF TOYSRUS, YO DAD WAS TRYNA FLIP PATRICK THE STARS BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSES MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YO GRANDPAS BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG, AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, 🤓Excuse me, I only date 10s 🤓 LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE.
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YOU CANT STOP COPY
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BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH, ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMAS BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP-N-SLIDE IN FACT YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YOUR GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN YO FURRY ASS BOI YOU GONNA "OOK OOK OOK OOK im sorry grandma OOK OOK OOK OOK" STOP PLAYIN WITH ME BRUH YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH YOU BE HITTIN ON GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE LIKE HWUAAAAAAAAAAAAH HWUAAAAAAAAH HWUAAAAAAAAAAH STOP PLAYIN WITH ME BRUH YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH BRO YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DONT RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL BETTER GET YO 🎵*All of you hoes~ All of you hoes~ You don't remember who y'all talkin to~ Its the Imgflip CEO~*🎵 LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL GET YO DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY. BRO IM DEAD. IM DEAD BRUH. WHATCHU GOTTA SAY JAPANBALL WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW BRUH? WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW BRUH?
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Aww, gonna cry?
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*5 years old
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STOP COPING OR GO POLICE
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NO IM 22 YEAR OLD
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*22 YEAR OLD
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You really ARE stupid
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I thought you were nice... But this is disappointing...
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..
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Are you really 22yo?
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The thing you answered for number 1 and 2 is what a 6 yr old toddlers would say

Also, your answer for number 3 is not even an answer
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Yuh uh.
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Go cry to your dead mother's body, you're stupid, with 1 IQ, No Bitches, no father, No life, No Hopes, No dreams, and NO PARENTS!

Also, Santa isn't Real Madrid.
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100 Meter???
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Ok but was that before or after you took a 3 foot long Fischer-Price wiffle ball bat shoved it up in your butt, pulled your pants down and cranked the dougie with 8 geriatric dungbeetles in the middle of an old folks home while your dad was simultaneously recording a video of himself Gangnamstyling to the 2016 XXL Freshmen Cypher on Facebook Live while your grandfather in the kitchen sink with peanut butter smeared on his forehead having a deep conversation with his toenail and your sister was upstairs in her bedroom finger blasting herself to an episode of Henry Danger while at the same time your mom was at the farmer's market shoplifting authentic pickles. Oh shit it's the Pickler! And your uncle was slumped in a GTR racer gaming chair at 2am with a jock strap on his face perusing for poisonous tree frogs on the dark web while your aunt was at your cousin's bar mitzvah while whipping and nay naying with an orthodox Jew, Lil John and a cockroach with a Yamaka on while your dog named Roofus was behind a Dunkin' Donuts pimping out a salamander to a opossum while a family of rats in your kitchen poured cranberry juice into an empty Doritos bag to make a community pool for the underprivileged termites living under your sink lead by a 3 legged radioactive conservative skunk named Dale who proceeded to cannonball in the Doritos bag which then alerted your dimentiated grandfather that was in the sink which at that point he called himself "The Titanium Titty" and started yeating raisins at the skunk then pulled a Black Ops 3 C4 out of his crotch and blew open a nether portal with direct access to a Wakandan porta potty. Your name is Jidion boy! Your ass built like a diabolical tap dancing pickle boy. Look at your ass in your gamer chair right now boy. I know you ass gotta sweat pool in your booty hole right now. Your ass got doodoo crumbs f**king tap dancing in your f**king chair right now.
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Ayo JGAC (Japanball_Grinch_Anti-China) Tell me why your ears are in the nether and yo eyebrows on max brightness and yo neck is in incognito mode boy you look like the muffin mans drug dealer boy you got a level 6 diglet stickin out the top of yo head boy. You look like you got baptized in the chum bucket yo momma used bakugons as anal beads you lost yo virginity to an armadillo on a trampoline in mid air. Ayo shut yo indian cricket, ribbit ribbit, spinner fidget, stupid midget, genji main, mega brain, grandpa beat you with a cane, half eaten onion ring, Burger King, mustard packet, ups employee of the month, waluigi, dirty squeegee, lil nas X hey panini run my dick you’ll see a genie, demon slayer, howdy neighbor, 353 pound Fortnite player looking ass up boy. Open my mouth and take my cupcake. Now swallow it….. good job here hold on let me burp you. Bum ahh boy ayo here’s yo months rent. BUM AHH BOY
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Why can't, you just, give up and logout?
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Yuh uh
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Also no parents your whole entire life

No iq

No life

No hope

No dreams

No brain
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Also, cry about it I screenshotted your “oMg SaNtA iS rEaL1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1! wHoEvEr SaYs He Is FaKe DiEs!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1” comment
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IM 22 YEAR OLD
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Did I
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Ask?
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1. L

2. L

3. L
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We never stop until you admit you’re a toddler without parents your WHOLE life
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Aww, is bro about to cry?
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Now, say that you’re a 6 yr old with 0 iq, 0 parents, 0 home
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Yes you are, you need a home to get confronted?
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Because you’ve got no home
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he is fake
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No!!!1!!
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はい
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