SHREK: "HERE COMES SHREK CLAUS, HERE COMES SHREK CLAUS, RUNNING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. IF YOU BEEN NICE, HE’LL COME OVER, AND BRING YOU LOTS OF GIFTS AND ONIONS. BUT IF YOU BEEN VERY NAUGHTY OR BORING, HE’LL SMASH YOUR KNEES WITH HIS DONKEY, BEFORE MENACINGLY RIP A NUCLEAR FART IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE LAUGHING “HO HO HO!” MANIACALLY!”😀