Alright guys. I'ma sing you a little song before I hand my grandpa a hand grenade.
On the 12th day of Christmas reality gave to me:
12 migraine headaches
11 children screaming
10 hour workdays
9 neighbors suing
8 dogs-a-barking
7 chores awaiting
6 repair men pounding
-5 years until I kick-
4 utility bills
3 mortgages
2 weeks off a year
And the ImgFlip community to help me throughout it all.