Hi 5 million innocent children, 14 thousand dogs, 11 thousand cats, 10 thousand pounds of crack, 7.5 thousand pounds of cocaine, 5 thousand random people, 2.5 thousand pounds of every single kind of drug, 1 thousand pounds of uranium, and a single candy cane.

Bro tried to hide it by saying he ate a candy cane. Somehow, your plan worked. You can get away this time.

The fact that crack and cocaine are the same thing...

I DON'T CARE

Theoretically you ate alot more than this number: 9,072,029,160,000,000 calories

Bruh. Why didn't you invite me. That's beyond messed up man.

Who said you couldn't join😏

Bet.

And he was never seen again...

Bru

diabetes lore

OBCD lore

Dude 1 thousand pounds of uranium is so many calories

I know, it's about 9071840000 calories.

Ok, ig pussy is it’s name

Omg dick is such a flattering name

._.

I read that as “Ok, in pussy is it’s cock”

Rizz

How is dat rizz-

Idk

hello egg

Wgg

srly thogh for me it be oyster crackers

Oyster crackers?

ya know the ones ya put in chilli

Nope

That stuff is disgusting

...

Nuh uh

Hi, Cinnamon Croissant
Very french cat

Chat is this real

Hello 20 piece chicken mc nugget meal with hot buffalo sauce

W but chick fil a is better

Hey there nigg-

Bro eating himsel-

I'm white.

💀

Ok...? What's that for?

It was a joke.

Yeah...

Im lost man.

BUT I DON'T KNOW THE JOKE!!!!

Wait. Is the definition of joke the joke? That doesn't make sense.

You missed it.