And This Is Why There Are No Police Cats

Fine escape from the purr-p.

One of the only times in history an escaped convict hides under a cop car.

Let's say they have better things to do. Like managing a precinct or an entire municipal department? 😸
There's no time to waste - when they find catnip, they don't bother investigating, they go straight to disposing of evidence. 😼
They're just too good to be a regular dogsbody. I believe putting them in such a low rank would be catastrophic. 🙀
Greetings, your friendly neighbourhood Doggo 🐶

(God, I'm such a sub... 🙄⛓)

Very nice Doggo ! :~)