Canonically how Alexa dies (she comes back in the next storyline tho)

Ouch

Wait nexus?

MADNESS COMBAT PROJECT NEXUS!?!?!?!?

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

*the chair you are currently sitting on breaks beneath you as you say that*

OUGH

You too?
Hell yea

I love me some mad com

Same
Ngl it amazes me that madness is still going strong after 21 years

Sure is

Mc got revived like 4 times

Yeah

And it's still going strong

YEAH

Comes back stronger every time
Like Hank

Nexus as in the Nexus Singularity, an object that is responsible for creating and maintaining the stability of reality itself

MADNESS COMBNANY PROHJRER NEXUSSUSUSUSUSUUSS

I was gonna say that too
Hell yea madness fan

I actually just played project nexus too
Like 5 minutes ago

ALEXA?!?!?!?
AMAZON?!?!?!??!?!?!??

WAIT I NEVER READ THE TITLE NOOOOOOOOOKRJRJTJTHFFHDB

Yes

Hero gives her the task of trying to fix the stabilizer

And she was literally about to fix it, and save all of reality, but there was an outburst of energy

Hero as in that guy who looks like constant but younger??
Also noOOOOOOOO

Yes

And then she reappears as a different version

What exactly do you mean??

When reality collapses, and The Constant splits apart the realities, she is a part of those realities

So like

Like that but kinda like

Ahhhhh

She didnt have any mouth, just 3 little lines where one would be that would brighten when she spoke. But if she could, she would smile.

"Perhaps I should give you a tour of the place, make you acquainted with the layout."

"O-Of course."

*he gave her a tour of the entire mansion*

She was very interested in everything.

"..I see you find this place quite fascinated, correct?"

"Quite fascinating, of course."

"Glad you feel that way."

"I will be very satisfied living here.'

"..that reminds me, I did in fact make a room for you, but never put anything inside. I was unsure what you would prefer it to look like."

(No, but she is able to taste things)

*he grabs two*

She brings it back.

*He pours two glasses, one for him and one for her, then hands one to her*

She took a sip.

*he drank some too*

"Oh my, it tastes quite divine."

"Indeed. Your presence makes it all the sweeter."

"Oh my, quite the gentleman you are.."

"Thank you."

"Oh my, you really have thought of everything. I'll design it to my liking in the future."

"Good. Feel free to roam about. If I need anything, I shall ring this bell."
*He pulled out a small bell and rung it to demonstrate*

"As you wish, dear master."

*he nodded and went off the sit by his fireplace.*

She went to design her room.

*A bit later when Alicia comes to check on him, she finds he has fallen asleep.*

She picks him up, to carry him to his bed.

*he seemed more comfortable*

She tucked him in, and went to her room.

*he got up a bit later and went to see what Alicia was doing*

*insert him spending probably over a year creating Alicia*

"...please, I beg of thee, work this time."

*cogs start spinning, electricity pulses through her body, as the lights in her eyes glow*

*gasp* "YES! ALL THIS WORK IS FINALLY PAYING OFF!"

"Greetings and salutations! My name is Alicia! How may I serve you today?"

"C-charmed. My name is Mysteri. With an I. You may not be aware of this, but.. I have spent roughly a year building you.. now my labor has come to fruition."

"Oh my, I am thankful that you have dedicated that much time and effort into cresting me.."

"If you wouldn't mind, please retrieve the specially designated wine from the cellar. You should be able to tell which one it is."

"At once." She gave a little bow, going to the cellar.

*he grabbed a wine glass*
*Can she drink stuff coz she's just like wood and metal*

do NOT have sex again

NOT
This is wholesome

just making sure
the Other One™ started off wholesome

Ik ik won't happen again (also this one's made of wood and metal so yeah)

wait
this is just Plankton with extra steps

You mean the spunch bop charecter

Yes

HAHAH

"MY COMPUTAH WIFE ALEXA"

"Mystahry how many times must I tell you this plan wont work?"

"...no"

"THEN DO THAT"

5 muinites later
"he shlammed the door on me"

"no alexa this is SURE to get me Lauren's secret pie recipe"

"you've wasted your life over a PIE RECIPE"

"you wouldn't get it you're a computah"

"have you evah tried asking nicely?"

"It is the least i could possibly do to thank you dearly for making me."

Yeah

I imagine a version of Alexa where she is created during the rennisance period and is made out of wood and metal, and acts more fancy

Renaissance Mr was so lonely he had to make a gf 😭
Uh would she be like freinds with Harbinger or what

Well it's not confirmed if The Harbinger exists yet in that world

He could have died in the past, or be born in the future

Ah
But IF they knew each other

She might be afraid of his barbaric ways

I woulda thought like he would try to "dismantle" her coz WITCHCRAFT

Yes lmao

In this reality Mr is a renowned inventor who felt lonely because people thought he was weird from his very intelligence, so he made Alicia so he could finally have someone to relate to

No damsel or maiden ever truly loved him because of his work.
Then it hit him.
He pours his heart and soul into his work
Who else would love him better than his own work?

DEUS VULT

Wondering how The Constant meets them

He just travels to this place in search of help, and is directed to a large mansion, opens it, and finds "Alicia" who does a very fancy bow.

Alicia: "Greetings and salutations! My name is Alicia, and welcome to the house of my dear Master Mysteri!"

The Constant: "Uh...what..are you?"

Alicia: "Oh, I am but a revolutionary creation of dear Mysteri. A living machine with the intelligence of a genius, and the personality of a lovely lady."

"NOO NOT MY ROBOT GF WAHHHH"

Sounds good

She was cooking a meal.

"..?"

"Ah, good morning, dear master!:

"What are you making?"

"Tomato soup."

"Ah."

She stirred.

*he sniffed*
"Smells exquisite."

"Why thank you."

"Thank you for doing this."

*small idea I had
Mysteri is a recluse because of he went out in public he'd be thought to be a demon and be killed*

(Oooo yeah)

*He is very skilled at combat though
Once an arrow was shot at him and in a single motion he caught it, spun, and threw it, lodging it in the assailant's shoulder (oddities are strong)*