I Guess I Wasn't Arrested, I Was Stopped; They'll Never Take Me Alive; Men Weren't Allowed Anywhere Near A Woman's Dorm; Listen Jack, There Were So Many Girls I Wanted To Sniff, I just Couldn't Help Myself; I'm Sorry Sir, You're Not Allowed To Sniff The Female Students; The Last Group Of Girls You Groped and Sniffed Called The Cops, Joe! I Want To Make It Clear To The Press, I Didn't Get Arrested, But I Almost Did
