Fox News: Early this morning, a large nuclear explosion occured in the state of New Jersey. Luckily, nobody was injured or died and very few infastructures were damged
Investigator: My search team found a highly radioactive fragment of what appears to be a school Ipad, the science team ran some investigations and found out that this was the source of the nuclear explosion. They figured why it exploded was because it is so old and can barley run anything that when a student opened 2 tabs, it exploded into the explosion we saw today. The science team also figured out that when the Ipad exploded, it's surface tempature reached to scorching tempatures of 50,000 degrees Farenheit.
My suggestion to schools: Buy better school devices
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