Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
It's so frickin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should
I was sittin' in the kitchen
One day, and I was itchin'
To fill up my belly
With the pipin' hot jelly
Of the best damn treat in the world
He's talkin' Pop Tarts!
And I saw a stick of butter
And it almost made me shudder
And scream like a baby girl
I don't want a giant p**is
Or a rocket ship to Venus
I don't want to win the lottery
I just want to squat and gobble
'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream
So I put butter on a Pop Tart
It was so freakin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should
Everybody come along with us!
Have you ever put butter on a... Pop Tart!
It's so freakin' good Yeah!
Have you ever put butter on a... Pop Tart!
If you haven't then I think you should Pop Tart!
With butter?!
