Your honor, you acuse my client of first degree murder, reckless endangerment, drunk driving, 7 accounts of manslaughter, 3 accounts of arson and armed robbery of an oil refinery. My client pleads delicious.
Your honor, even though my client has been proven to have done 50 accounts of murder by cannibalism my client pleads, but I was a little hangry, or, looking for a snack if you will