I wanna talk about this shit that came straight outta the F-boy dictionary: NO NUT NOVEMBER!
Apparently, a bunch of beta ass MFs thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without droppin' a load and IDGAF if you ain't spankin' it or you ain't bangin' it, you ain't no FN man!
"Hey, Billy, I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag it on Instagram to show that we're cool!"
"Well golly jeepers Chad, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes and hang out at Gamestop!"
F*** THAT!
How about a No Miss A Gym November, a No Miss A Meal November, or a No Leaving Your Weights On The FN Machine and Walking Away When You're Done Like A Lazy Piece Of Shit November!
So ladies, if your man is into No Nut November, slide in my DM, I'll give you a night to remember.
Cause when it comes to sex, I win more than a 300 bowler, when I bend you over, hand on your shoulder, I'll bust more nuts than a wooden toy soldier! *random ass moan*
SWOLE IS THE GOAL!
SIZE IS THE PRIZE!
IT'S GAINZ O' CLOCK MF'ER!
LET'S GOOoooo!
