Boykisser doesn't kiss boys anymore.
He doesn't kiss anyone.
He lost that charm after seeing the reality of things.
After serving in Ukraine, he was never the same.
His white fur is now forever infused and stained with the ashes and smoke of war, the blood of his allies and the sweat from his vest.
No amount of gayness will ever restore his charisma past this point.
He has blood on his paws, that only god can forgive.
May mercy be upon him.
