Proof I have tabs on you:
1. You're not pressing alt+f4.
2. you're older than 2 years old.
3. Your full name is not "Jimmy John Joe Jimbob Jimothy."
4. You are breathing right now.
5. You are reading this sentence right now.
6. You do not live in Antarctica.
7. You are wearing pants or shorts.
8. You know English.
9. You are human.
10. If you take your name, add an E at the end, then remove the E, that's your name.