A friend of mine at school will sometimes be playing basketball during recess, and ALL of the kindergarteners at school start chasing him, and his cool vibes instantly go away lol
here's what you do. when they climb on your back. fall backwards and if they still do it. fall backwards harder. if you here a snap. then you might as well kill yourself before your mother does.
Me: *Behaving maturely and trying to act cool in front of my friends*; Meanwhile, young friends of mine on their way to unlock my "childish" side by forcefully playing with me and embarrassing me: