She's defrosting.mp4 (READ TAGS)

Oh hell nah!

*She defrosts more*

Me: Oh no you phucking don't!
*Throws her into the freezer*

*The freezer doesn't work... Cam told me there's no way to stop or slow the defrosting.*

Me: Don't lie! I'm gonna keep her in that phucking ice cube before she sings horribly! I'm not letting her ruin our phucking ears! Imma keep trying until she refrost!
*Brings out a freeze ray*
Me: I borrowed that weapon from Gru btw.

Me: Oh come on! There is now what me!
White Bomber: Dude. I think he's serious.
Me: Pfft. Watch me.
*The freeze ray blasts at her*

*Nothing happens*

Me: Are you kidding me.
White Bomber: Told you.

Blook: "hi"

Me: Blook! She's defrosting!

Blook: "hat"

Me: wat?

Blook: "I meant whagt"

Me: *sigh* She's defrosting.

Blook: "Ok"

Me: Wat dafuq do you mean "Ok", this is serious!

Blook: "How they're just gonna play annoying music"

Me: Exactly! She's gonna break out and sing that dumb song nobody likes! Our ears are gonna be bleeding for this!

Blook: "FNAF movie evil leafy real

Me: Blook, get the goofy out of your mind and be serious! In about the end of October, she's gonna break out and sing that dumb song! We gotta just survive! Although, I am excited to see the FNAF movie. I mean, man how old is that game bro.
White Bomber: Well since it was released in 2014 so it might be about 9 years.

*Evil Leafy appears*

Me: Not as old as Jurassic Park and Bomberman to be honest. Jurassic Park was about 30 years old. While Bomberman was about 40. So yeah.
White Bomber: Jeez I didn't know the first game of mines we're about 40 years old. Dang, I wonder if some people are still remembering me after the new SBR 2 has been released.
Me: Idk, but I'm sure hoping it might save the franchise.
White Bomber: Yea- Wait is that a red leaf?

*She teleports closer to White*

White Bomber: Um..... hi.
Me: Oh she must be changing color. Leaves change color around in Fall. Look at her, she's all red already.

Blook: "RUN!!!"

Me: Huh? Wait did she break out or...... that's not her is it.

*He just pulls you and White away as Evil Leafy chases us*

Me: Blook, why didn't you tell me that's not her!

???: "KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUREM TIME"

Me: What the?

???: "big boy kyurem"

Me: Wat?

BBK: "that's who i am"

Me: ... Ok

Blook: "Kyurem, just follow us"

Me: Yeah just follow us.

*Evil Leafy gets sucked up by Mint Marx (a Kirby oc of mine)*

Me: Oh. I guess we don't have to run now.

Mint Marx: "Hey hey!"

Me: Hi.

???: "It's Blook."

Me: Hey Blook. I think someone saw you.

???: "I'm Erika. I know Blook from school."
Blook: "We were in the same class in high school."

Me: You meet in High School. Just like me back on Earth.

Blook: "Whar"

Me: What.

Erika: "We don't exactly have... the best relationship. Not like we ever dated, just we're not on the best of terms."
Blook, whispering to you: "It's because she's a yandere (like everyone in that school)"

Me: Oh.

Erika: "Oh, what?"

Me: Nothing.

Erika: "I know you two were talking about something."

Me: Uhh. No we're not.

Blook: "Listen, Erika, you were down bad for our own teacher. Don't act like it's nothing. I saw that. I was the one cutting off the power in that room. Just to creep you out..."

Me: Wait? You want to creep her out?

Blook: "I did in school because she was down bad for Ms. Evelynn."

Me: Did you get in trouble for that or no?

Blook: "I don't f**king remember"

Me: Welp I hope she don't give you a detention slip.

Blook: "Ok we gotta run away from this crazy down bad yandere"

Me: Are you sure? She looks like she's not gonna att-

*She attacks*
Blook: "Great job... (claps 4 u)"

Me: Oh shut up and start running!
*Starts running*

*We rush into a conveniently placed sushi shop*

Me: Idk who placed it there, but I'm not gonna question it, run inside, and barricade the door.

*Blook grabs a glob of ink from Mr. Ink Man that he stole and uses it to gum up the door*

Me: Phew. Wait she might go to other doors or break through the glass. We gotta barricade those too, and probably make the glass stronger too. And we also gotta block the toilets, just in case.

*He realizes there's no more globs of ink*

Me: You used all of it. Didn't you.

Blook: "My brother in Christ all I stole was one glob."

Me: Why Dafuq did you not get more!

Blook: "He would've noticed"
???: "Heyo hey!"

Me: Oh God she's in here, isn't she!

???: "No, I'm Mint Marx!"

Me: Oh phew. Wait, how did you get in here?

Mint: "Always been here?"

Me: Oookay

*He's talking to someone who Blook recognizes.*
Blook, whispering: "that's Ms. Evelynn, my teacher from 9th grade."

Me: Oh. I wonder what she's doing here?

Blook: "She does come here often, I've seen her in this conveniently placed sushi shop before."{

Me: Hmm? Maybe we should talk to her.

Blook: "Hi."

Me: Hiya Ms. Evelynn.

BBK: "KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUREM TIME"

Me: Dude. Not yet.

Ms. E: "Hey! So, you're a friend of Blook's?"

Me: That is true

Mint: "So, you know my bud Blook? I did hear a bit about him from her."

Me: Oh she's Blook's teacher if you already knew that.

Mint: "She told me."

Me: Oh really.

*Erika knocks*

Me: Oh crap, that's her.

*Blook makes the ink jam up the door before Erika can open it*

Me: Come on mane! Keep it closed!

Blook: "Barricade it yourself i did all I can"

Me: Bro you have powers and shit! Use them to barricade.

Blook: "None of these will barricade"
*Erika breaks in*

Me: Oh phuck!

*Then she spots Ms. Evelynn*

Me: If you think about killing her. Don't you dare

*She attacks Blook but he protects*

Me: Come on man! Kill at yandere off!

*Mint kicks his explosive ball at Erika*

Me: Damn! That could've killed her off!

Blook: "Blud. She's not being entirely killed OFF, she's totally appearing in other posts"

Me: Blud. You still believe that everyone have phocking plot armor.

*I'm gonna start banning if you argue. Also Paleo I'm muting you for trying to argue all the time.*

*Dude. He's not gonna talk to someone if you mute him. Plus what the phuck is plot armor?*

Google: used to refer to the phenomenon in fiction whereby the main character is allowed to survive dangerous situations because they are needed for the plot to continue.

*Wait? If Erika was a new villain and probably not a main character? Does that mean...*
Me: Bruh she could've died from that explosion. I'm one of the main characters you know?

Mint: "No you dum dum it's just a small kaboom!"

Me: Ok that's it. If someone keeps calling me a dum dum, I'm gonna throw a bag full of dum dums at someone.

Mint: "Not if I take it!"

*Throws alots of dum dums at Minty*
Me: There you have lots now.

Mint: "Brotha did you just call me Minty? K wodr."

Me: Whoa! Dude! You can't say "K wodr" you might get banned for saying that!

Mint: "There's such a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny /j on that message, I think the size is like 0.0000000000000000000000000001"

Me: ....... How the fu- Wait a second. I'm feel like we're missing someone.
*Meanwhile outside of that conveniently placed sushi store.*
White Bomber: Hmm? Idk who place this here, but mine as well I go in here.
*Goes inside*

*He sees Mint and Erika fighting out of nowhere*

White Bomber: What the blast did I walk into?

Blook: "Mint Marx is fighting this weird crazy yandere girl"

Me: Which seems to be Blook's girlfriend. Ex-Girlfriend to be exact

Blook: "My brother in Christ my first bout with dating was with Holly"

Me: My brother in Christ I don't phucking know if Erika is your phucking EX! And this "My brother in christ" thing is starting to get old!
*As I predicted. Kinda.*

Blook: "Not getting old for me"

Me: Bro you still in the old times, get into the new times rn.
White Bomber: Ok that's enough! Both of you! Now do you want to help out Mint or no?

*Blook uses the :trip command on you and tries to help Mint*

Me: Hey what the hell mane!?

Blook: "Sorry"

White Bomber: 🤦 What am I gonna do with these guys.

Blook: "Ok"

Me: What are you Ok'ing for?

Blook: "Idfk"

Me: I swear dude. You watched to many memes and shit.

Blook: "Kakay AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

Me: What dafuq are you doing?

*A bird appears*

Me: Birb

Blook: "Now attack Erika"

Me: We're going to if you quit messing around.

Blook: "I was telling the bird dummy"

*Puts a bag of dum dums on his head*
Me: Dummy also counts.

Blook: "Don't make Narrator ban you"

*He can ban you both if you both keep fighting. So play nice, both of you. Or else my friend here with go smashy smashy with yellow hammy.*
Me: Wait. Do you even smash someone with that yellow hammer?

*Can we try Pixelquest*

*Not rn. I'm trying to get these 2 to get along. I had a feeling the 2 of them are gonna be rivals in the future.*
Me: What does he mean?

*Do what I say. Before I delete this post.*

*Bro. Why do you want to do this so badly? Can you please be patient for once in your life time, you do know I don't want to do a roleplay right now.*
Me: Why are you doing this right now though?
*Idk. But I'm being honest okay. Can you at least be patient for me if I'm feeling bored to do a roleplay? It takes times to think about it.*